Sometimes you need to laugh so you don’t cry.
A lot of comments from President Donald Trump and his followers are scary but many are just plain crazy. G.S. Lawrence takes it all on with clever political satire that doesn’t just drip with sarcasm – it pours.
Trumplican (TRUMP-la-ken) n.
1. A person who worships Donald Trump and/or thinks he is the chosen one despite no behaviors replicating Jesus’ example of being a kind, humble migrant who sought to uplift those most in need
2. Prefers to support and give the most rights to privileged Americans over all others
3. Prescribes to outlandish conspiracy theories
4. Prone to insulting traditional Republicans and conservatives
5. Portmanteau representing the degradation of the U.S. Republican Party
Synonyms: Proud Boys, QAnon, Oath Keepers
Antonyms: Democrat, liberal, empath, RINO, diverse, inclusive
Tell It Like a Trumplican
By G.S. Lawrence
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Tell It Like a Trumplican
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Description
Lawrence captures the well-known tropes of Jewish space lasers and cancer-causing windfarms but also regales us with lesser-known tales, such as the decades-long “finger feud” with a Vanity Fair editor in this book illustrated with hilarious, Shel Silverstein-esque graphics. Lawrence also shares the backgrounds of the recent crazy picks, er, we mean cabinet picks, for the 2025 Trumplican White House. Buckle up. This is just the first in what’s sure to be a series of books because we all know the Trump chaos is just getting started.
10% of proceeds will be donated to VoteVets.org.
Print Length: 209 pages (paperback)
Genre: Humor/Political Satire
Publication Date: March 1, 2025
ISBN: 979-8-218-62801-7
About the Author
G.S. Lawrence is a pen name. You’ve seen what some Trumplicans can do, right?
“Lawrence” lives in Minnesota, home of Wish-He-Were-Vice-President Walz. From that location, the second iteration of this book will likely be written since the ridiculousness continues at a crazy pace (pun intended).
“Lawrence” is a disabled combat veteran who served 20 years in the U.S. military and takes insults to veterans, service members, and Gold Star Families personally.
If you, too, are furious about the programs cut in just the first weeks of Trumplican Hell Round 2, the military-related bills being proposed, and the continuing barrage of derogatory comments being made by Trumplicans, you can take action by donating to or volunteering with military organizations such as VoteVets.org or the ACLU, SPLC and HRC.
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